You know I'm going to fuck you in the throat and in the mouth, so why put on makeup?

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

Placed a naked blonde on his dick and fucked her passionately in the bathroom

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

Student, any questions on the subject, or shall we finally start fucking?

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

I stuck it in her while she was on her phone and fucked the fuck out of her

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot